In response to continuing requests, we hope the following will be of use...

--> Fill out the questionnaire below as completely and accurately as you possibly can. Your answers will be kept strictly confidential, confidentially. Use black ink only. Do not erase, cross out, white out, or otherwise "correct" any "mistakes" you make. Nothing is true, everything is permissible.

You have 23 minutes... GO!

PERSONAL DATA
Name:
Color of Eyes:
Address (physical):
Address (E-Mail):
Telephone:
FAX:
Motorcycle(s):
  • Average miles ridden per week:
  • Average 100+ mile trips per year:
  • Level of motorcycle maintenance/repair performed by yourself:
  • Educational Background and Degrees:
  • Present Occupation:
  • Special Interests, Talents, Abilities:
  • Religious/philosophical beliefs:
  • Political/social orientation:
  • Outstanding vices/virtues:
  • Physical attributes: Identifying birthmarks, tattoos, etc.:
  • What benefits to you expect from your membership in the Illuminati MC?
  • What benefits can the Illuminati MC expect from your membership?
  • If you were granted three wishes, what would they be?
  • Would you rather influence or be influenced?
  • What are you rebelling against?

PREFERENCES (List some of your favorites in each category)
  • Vehicles:
  • Stories/Books/Authors:
  • Films/Directors:
  • Music/Musicians/Albums:
  • Historical/Fictional/Mythological Personages:
  • Slogans/Sayings/Mottoes:
  • Art/Artists:
  • Food/Drink/Ingestibles:
  • Sexual Practices:

TRUE OR FALSE?
  • You are claustrophobic:
  • You tend towards excess:
  • You have an aversion to the sight of your own blood:
  • You have a fear of fire:
  • Motorcycle ownership is a form of demonic possession:
  • 186,000 miles per second is a law we can live with:
  • The first internal combustion vehicle was a cage:

COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS:
  • Two wheels good, ___
  • Let those who ride ___
  • You're either on the bus ___
  • Nothing is true, ___
  • Do what thou wilt ___
  • Imposition of Order = ___
  • Love is the law, ___
  • You are no longer a ___
  • There is no enemy ___
  • Ewige ___
  • Non illegitimati ___
  • Slack is the goal of every ___
  • Subvert the ___
  • 'Tis an ill wind ___
  • Brian Jones died ___

MULTIPLE CHOICE
  • The Trojan War was started by: ___Helen  ___Paris  ___Eris  ___Zeus  ___Aphrodite
  • The Great Seal of the United States was designed by: ___George Washington  ___The Men In Black  ___The Freemasons ___Adam Weishaupt ___All of the Above 
  • The number of cylinders in a BMW R26 is: ___ 1   ___ 2   ___ 3    ___ 4    ___ 5  
  • The A.I.S.B. was founded: ___ 1982   ___ 1776   ___ 1907   ___ 1118    ___ 1962  
  • Every significant number is a multiple of, divisible by, or otherwise related to: ___ 1   ___ 2   ___ 3    ___ 4    ___ 5

BONUS QUESTION
  • Please complete, with examples.    Picture    You have another 23 minutes.

I HEREBY SWEAR that the above is true and accurate to the best of my knowledge. I understand that if I have deliberately falsified any information that my punishment will be swift and terrible.

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